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By limitedbythesky

Killing Kittens Stats

Formed: 30th December 2006
Split: 18th December 2009
Best Album: ‘Pepos Opalesce Decoded Outbrag’ 7/10 in the NME
Best Single: ‘Buffed Goannas Emeroid Mallow Pinkeys Lobule’ 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 2nd February 2007.)
Records Sold: 391,561 in total (200,223 albums, 191,338 singles).
Reputation: Regional
Groupies: osnadurtha is sick and tired of jemfayeapril’s attempts at seduction. The Killing Kittens guitarist recently told Q magazine that they wouldn’t fuck jemfayeapril with a stolen dick.
Other Shortly after ‘Spices Epigonic Nitpicky Reexpel Coevally Sags’s release in December 2006, thepixieinside received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night.

Killing Kittens Member Profiles


Thanks to thecolornine less than heavenly vocals, listening to a Killing Kittens record will take 10 years off your life.


To g0ldenr0ad, chords are merely a fashion accessory. Literally. According to recent insider reports they own about 100 pairs of them.


It is fair to say that allykatt87 is a stroppy old bastard. They’ve threatened to pack Killing Kittens in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone “I’m trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!”


thetinydemon cannot drum for shit and should quit before a wise man trolleys them in the head with a well-placed bullet.


Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing osnadurtha, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!

Single Releases

# Title Date
19 Buffed Goannas Emeroid Mallow Pinkeys Lobule Feb 2007
14 Exegetes Chickees Germiest Flowers Cuttage Mar 2007
8 Dodgy Wain Fax Apr 2007
14 Boozy Isolator Insnarer Rob Gurry Rayas Aug 2008
17 Spices Epigonic Nitpicky Reexpel Coevally Sags Sep 2008
25 Priorly Tankers Excreta Vortical Skiddy Dendrons Oct 2008

Album Releases

# Title Date
26 Pepos Opalesce Decoded Outbrag Dec 2006
13 Nitpicky Fleas Curb Elapse Facetely Bedside Jun 2008

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( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 31st, 2006 04:39 am (UTC)
This one shows under a cut, but not on one's f-page. There are a few memes like that. The white text comes through as white on white, whereas the background colour, for some odd reason, does not show. I think it's a quirk of LJ making raw HTML safer before splurging it all out.
Dec. 31st, 2006 04:47 am (UTC)
That is so WEIRD!!!!
Dec. 31st, 2006 04:40 am (UTC)
The group name is marketable. Get the domain name, and find a band to sell it to! :)
Dec. 31st, 2006 04:46 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAH! I will definitely do that! ;)
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